Oh!
Ahhhh!
♪
Ahhhh!
♪
Counterfeit Cat!
It is time.
Time to test your powers
with the ultimate challenge!
Wahey!
I welcome the challenge!
Open the anchovy jar!
Jar! Jar! Jar!
That's not a test.
Oh, come on, Gark. I'm snacky.
Hmph.
Open this and I promise a proper test
for your powers!
Okay.
Well?
Delicious! Thanks!
What?! The proper test for my powers...!
Huh? Uh... Oh. Yeah.
It's, um, the...
the Moon!
Go move the Moon!
But that's impossible.
You said you were ready.
Now go on!
Hm. I feel snacky again.
"Meooow!"
Max wants his breakfast, Betty!
"Me..."
Whoa!
Dang yo, Maxie!
That sink is leaking again!
Better call a plumber!
This is crazy.
Shark!!!
Gark!
Gaaark!!!
I moved the Moon,
just like you told me to.
You're always doing that!
You're always listening to me!
A shark just tried to eat my face!
He's probably snacky.
Need... to... sleep.
At last I have discovered your hiding place.
That leaky faucet you fixed a week ago?
It's leaking again!
Lady, the whole city is flooded!
Well, you need to stay on top of your work a little more!
Just saying!
Up you come, Gark!
Now, focus on the Moon!
Wave.
Ugh. Fine.
"Hello, Moon!"
Nope! Didn't work!
Oh, "wave"! Right!
That'll be the plumber!
I have come for...
Yes, yes. Sink's that way.
Did you have to come far?
Sixty billion light years.
Oh! I'll put the kettle on.
So... you are the mighty Gark.
Prepare yourself!
I'm not Gark. I'm max!
One of Gark's bodyguards, eh?
Look, top-knot, you've really come at a bad time!
We've got this little Moon problem. See?
So... you are the mighty Gark. Prepare yourself...
I see the stories of your massive strength are tru...
Hi!
I'm Gark. That's Shark.
So... you are the mighty...
Prepare yourself for battle!
Okay!
Max, how do I prepare for battle?
Well, I usually run around waving my arms in the air.
Stop!
Yay! It worked!
It did not.
Gark, I am here to tell you that you - you - are
the savior of the universe!
Though, clearly, there's lots of training to be done.
I knew it!
Max, do you hear that?
He says I'm to be savior of the universe!
And now he wants to sell you an official
"savior of the universe" certificate for 500 bucks.
"Oooh!"
Go peddle your snake oil elsewhere!
I am Baa-Boo-Raah,
the greatest sensei in the universe!
Oh, sure you are.
Look... Barbara, is it?
No, "Baa-Boo-Raah".
Yeah, I could hear you: Barbara.
Baa. Boo. Raah.
"Baa-Boo-Raah"!
Bar. Ba. Ra. "Barbara".
Baa. Boo. Raah!
Bar-ba-ra. Barbara.
Baa! Boo! Raah!
Barbara.
Baa-Boo-Raah!
Barbara.
Baa. Boo. Raah!
- Yes, Barbara. - Argh!
Tea's on!
Whoops! Forgot the sugar!
Look, Barbara... Fine, you're a sensei,
but I've got everything covered with Gark, okay?
Max... maybe we should listen to him.
No, we shouldn't.
Now, unless you're part of a race of giant sponges
who can sop up this mess, hit the road, quack!
Agh!
Ola!
We've received indications a vicious baddy
is headed towards the galaxy.
Whoa!
I am here to take you to Quelon 5 for immediate
universe-savior training.
You're very special, Gark.
Really? Ooh...
Thank you, Sensei!
Oh, don't listen to him, Gark!
There's nothing special about you!
That came out wrong.
Of course you're special, but...
I've been a great sensei, haven't I?
If you are a true sensei, prove it!
Oh, I can prove it.
So go ahead.
I will.
Good. Do it.
I will!
You're stalling.
I am, am I?
You're still stalling.
Fine! I'll...
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm...
I'll put the moon back!
Um, Max, I'm not sure that...
I know what I'm doing, Gark!
Whoa... WHOOAA...
Ola!
I meant to do that.
Beware of the false sensei, Gark.
Whoa!
It is done.
Wonderful! I'll get my purse!
Wow. You didn't even get tired!
Obviously!
I could have done that, but...
You didn't.
No. No, I didn't.
Savior Gark, we must leave at once.
I have much to teach you.
Max... I think I have to go.
You know how long I've been wondering why I was here.
You're here because your imbecilic spaceship
crashed into the roof!
No... I mean my destiny.
But what about the anchovy jars, Gark?
I can totally whale on anchovy...
Shut up, Barbara!
Don't worry, Max. I'll be back!
Actually, no, you won't.
"Savior of the universe" is a full-time deal.
Well, Max can come, too, right?
Nope.
Ship!
You'll just have to save the universe without me.
I'm staying with my friend.
Fine. I can't wait any longer.
This was your chance to fulfill your destiny.
You just lost it.
No! He's going!
I'll be okay, little buddy.
I've got Betty.
And old Sharky here.
Ola!
Go!
Follow your destiny, Gark!
Ha! Hoo! Hyah! Ha! Hoo-ah!
That universe won't save itself.
It won't, will it?
No.
There goes the greatest plumber in town.
And the greatest friend in the universe.
"Blop..."
Don't you have something better to do?
Ow!
Since Gark left last week to save the universe - big loser -
I have precisely no things to do.
Gary Susan!
Gark's favorite mouse toy!
I miss that little guy, too...
but he's off doing what he's supposed to be doing, okay?
You are so selfish!
I bet he's super sad right now without his toy.
Oh, he looks so miserable!
Crank up your engines, T-Mort!
We've got to go check on him!
Don't you think, if I could get unstuck from this roof,
I'd be out of here?
Spaceships happen to be complicated!
Hmm. Have you checked the handbrake?
The handbrake?!
That is the dumbest, most dimwitted, ridonkulous,
moronic idea...
How about that!
Hang on, Gark! We're coming!
♪ [dramatic orchestral
♪
Mine is the way of the warrior.
Wait.
Mine is the way of the warriooor!
How was that, sensei?
Three weeks of training, and you've really nailed the motto.
Mine is the way of the warriooor!
Amazing.
Yes!
Gark! It is time.
Mine is the way of the warriooor!
Mine is the way of the...
Whoa!
This is planet Quelon 5 - Savior Base.
Meet your fellow saviors.
There's a bunch of us?
Ha! Awesome!
Saviors, stop.
Saviors, meet Gark, our newest member.
Whoa!
Hi... Whoops!
Hi... Oof!
Savior Gark, reporting for duty!
Right. You've all received training. Now...
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Yes, Savior Gark?
You mean the training we had on the ship? The motto?
No, the rest, Savior Gark.
Oh. You see, the problem is...
Initial protection formation! Go!
Aha! Yeah!
Wait... What?
Excellent.
Where's Gark?
Oh!
Here!
Do we seriously gotta work with this clown?
Don't mind him.
He's a real meathead.
Not very smart, huh?
No, I mean he comes from planet Meathead.
His head is actually made of meat.
I'm Jibbo.
Gark!
Attack formation alpha! Go!
Wait! I can...
I'm almost...
Wahaha!
Gark!
I'm trying!
Brace yourselves, guys!
Gark, protection pod!
Mine is the way of the warrior!
Aaaah...
Yes! Now freeze the enemy!
Mine is the way of the warrior!
- Good work, Gark. - Mine...
is the way...
of... the...
warrior!
My dojo!
You blew up my dojo!
Mine is the way of the warrior...?
Gark...
You did all that and protected us?
Pfft. I guess that's not too bad.
Red alert!
Tickacron detected in star system!
Tickacron!
Alright, it's time for you to learn the details
of your mission.
To the pizza!
Yeah... The more I look at this, the more I can see
he really needs this toy.
The brave look is totally fake.
Why don't you just admit it, Max? You miss Gark.
What? No!
I've been without a toy, and I know how awful it is.
Once, I couldn't find Gary Susan.
I was devastated.
Most depressing ten minutes of my life!
Yes, this is all for Gark.
Quelon 5, dead ahead.
We're almost there! We're almost there!
How do I look?
How do I look?!
Pizza! Mmm!
We're not eating it.
This is the Pizza of Power -
what you are all here to protect.
It contains the power of instantaneous teleportation.
What about the toppings?
Instant teleportation can only be
accessed with the correct combination of toppings.
The combo is a secret, known only to me.
Is it pepperoni and mushrooms?
What? Uh, no! That would be ridiculous!
And woe be upon anyone who tries to put
ham and pineapple on it!
I like ham and pineapple.
Did you not hear me? It's really, really bad.
Tickacron has entered atmosphere!
Battle stations!
Saviors, use the skills I have taught you,
and you cannot be defeated.
Gark! Oh, Gaaark!
Hey, there you are.
Step aside, Barbara.
Got to talk with my boy, Gark.
Gark, what is he doing here?
Uh... well...
Max, what are you doing here?
You left your favorite toy!
You're welcome!
Uh... This is yours.
Come on, Gark! We need you more than anyone!
Coming, Jibbo!
Look, Max, you shouldn't have come.
Find a place to hide, please,
and let us fight!
What?
Gark!
Tickacron attacking!
Stand down, so-called "saviors"!
Now is not the time for your pathetic attempts at bravery!
I am here for the Pizza of Power!
Deploy your attack weapons!
You cannot be defeated!
Mmm!
Uh, hello?! Let's get out of here!
No, wait! We have to stand together...
Quick, Gark! Only you...
I believed in you, Gark! Yaaah...
Snap out of it, Gark!
Everyone's gone!
Just like we should be!
Oh, where's T-Mort?!
T-Mooort! Come here, boy!
Come on, T-Mort! Come on, boy!
The key to ruling the universe -
in tasty snack form!
Ooh, pizza!
You'll never unlock its power!
Mine... is the way...
of the... warrior!
Ack!
Gark!
She's too much for me.
I'm not a savior.
Sensei, he was wrong.
Ahh, there is a silver lining.
If he was wrong, that means I was right -
which means I beat him after all.
Yes! And to think
he said all my training was totally daft and pointless! Ha!
"Daft"?
Max! That's totally it!
Being daft is the way!
What?
You! Monster!
Give me back my fellow saviors!
Come get me!
You asked for it!
Waaah! Lalalalala!
Come on, Max! Do it!
Don't you remember teaching me?
Ugh! Stop that!
You are making a mockery of fighting tactics!
Plus, you're making me dizzy!
Max, download the furball enhancer!
No way! That almost destroyed me!
Fine.
Yeah! That's the stuff!
Keep going, Max!
That's disgusting!
More furballs, Max!
Coming up.
We did it, Max!
Doesn't matter! I still have the pizza!
You're totally daft!
Am not!
If I were totally daft, I'd have told you the only way to access
the pizza's power of instant teleportation was to put
ham and pineapple on it!
Ha ha! I knew I could get you to reveal it!
Are you okay?
Uh... I seem to have lost a little weight.
Now to unlock the ultimate power!
Whew. Funny-looking sun they've got here.
Now... where's that rusted sardine tin, Throckmorton?
Yo, Gark. What's going on?
I'll tell you on the ride home.
"Home"?
Yeah. I'm not sure I'm really cut out to be a savior.
Now just hang on, Gark!
We'd still be in the belly of the beast if it weren't for you!
I guess so, but...
Let me handle this, Gark.
Sooo... you call yourselves saviors, eh?
Who trained you?
Oh, that's right! The one who got you eaten up!
Sooo... as your new sensei,
I'm going to have to train you from the ground up.
Max, what are you doing?
Saving the universe, Gark.
Someone has to do it.
And who says Earth can't be home base, hmm?
Well...
Exactly! Thank you, Barbara.
Everyone, into the ship!
Whoa! Hold on!
I am not some school bus for a bunch of freaky-deaky saviors!
Oh, come on, Throckmorton!
Please?
Okay, fine. But I'm warning y'all...
Hey! Keep your slimy fingers off that!
I'm glad you came, Max.
Yeah.
Nothing can keep us apart.
Will Betty be okay with this?
Betty? Sure.
We've just got to figure out where to get six more cat suits!